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25 Jan 2020 17:08:30
Another crap performance from spurs today, we can't hold on to leads and we need to get rid of the awful Lucus moura who offers absolutely nothing to us, I will give jose time but I think he will be gone this time next year as fans are starting to get fed up already with anti football and he's lost the dressing room already in the newspapers, also time for banners to go up for levy and Lewis OUT NOW, I'm now gelling my hair and getting the clobber on, to head into seedy west London tonight where I'm guaranteed to get some satisfaction 😎.

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25 Jan 2020 19:09:14
But back in time for your Sunday roast tomorrow Raver 😁
I only caught the last 20 but thought Moura did well, but honestly Aurier. it's like deja vu is happening all over again 😉.

25 Jan 2020 20:40:42
Definitely back home in time for my Sunday roast tomorrow mate, after all the calories I will be burning in some lucky ladies bedroom later I will need my dinner😁.

25 Jan 2020 21:36:29
Ha ha Raver, I reckon you’re a pipe and slippers man who stays in Saturday night really 👍.

26 Jan 2020 08:53:26
I bet its like a peeled carrot raver. 😂😂

As your out every weekend putting the suspension on the subaru through it’s paces, I just wonder what poor Mrs. Raver is doing. she must be one in a million 🤣🤣.

{Ed047's Note - I often wonder that myself and at his age too DR

26 Jan 2020 11:45:57
On my way home for my Sunday lunch after a hard night partying in west London, the raver has a night of passion with a kat Slater lookalike in leafy swiss cottage and boy has she made me hungry for my lunch with Mrs raver. As for Mrs raver she's one in a million and knew about all my problems when she met me 20 years ago, she knows I'm addicted to marching powder gambling and sex but I do treat her like a princess, my excuse today is I have been in the casino all night😁.

{Ed047's Note - you’re a legend Raver! 🕺

26 Jan 2020 11:47:55
And what about my age ED, in fact it's the ravers birthday on Thursday and I will be 46 years old, it's hardly over the hill yet mate, plus I feel and looklike a 25 year old😎.

{Ed047's Note - you’re only as young as the women you feel mate! 🤣 and Happy Birthday for Thursday! 🥳

26 Jan 2020 20:49:36
Raver, Between the marching powder, cheap beer and supporting Tottenham there is no way you look 20 years younger than you are.

26 Jan 2020 21:34:12
I do mate, all the dancing in the nightclubs till 5 in the morning keeps me slim, while all the sex keeps my youthful looks😎.

28 Jan 2020 00:14:09
Your the same age as me raver
But I look younger mate all them cup wins and league titles are less taxing on the wrinkles plus the celebrating after them trophy wins takes many a year off. them double winning sides tut tut
A peeled carrot wouldn't be in it it was like a fairground candy dummy the ssangyong tivoli was pummeled all them ggilfs were in there element I spent a fortune on typhoo and garabaldis mate.





 

 

 
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