Spurs Banter Archive June 22 2011

 

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22 Jun 2011 16:34:21
"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more"
-Samuel Eto'o

Nuff said.
Fabiano said it. Modric recently said it. And now Eto'o has said it as well.

What you're are perennial also-rans and losers with no claim to fame who struck it lucky when they played in the CL for the first and the last time but now have been brought back down to exactly where you belong: midtable mediocrity with only a 0/10 of finishing top 4, let alone winning the league.

Calling me boring, repetitive and pseud might be enough to satisfy your larger-than-your-brains ego, but cousins, it's done less to change the cold hard and most enduring fact: except in the pitiful imaginations of their arrogant, ignorant and delusional fans, Spurs are, always have been, and always will be, small time hopefuls on the periphery, watching the big boys getting on with it in the big leagues.

We are not superior to you just cos we're are Liverpool and you're s**t, no.
I'll let you figure it out yourselves if you can answer me this.

1) how much does your stadium give you?

2) who are your
sponsorship partners? How much do you get from them?

3) how many shirts do you sell annually?

4) how much do you make from merchandise?

5) your highest earner, how much is he on?

For now let's focus on the objective. We'll look at the rest later.

Reality Remains Suspended At t**tenham

Lieutenant Colonel Kay
PS: dear Spurs ed, I would like to know why my post on Monday wasn't published.

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Says the man supporting the team that almost went into 'administration', and now you have another yank throwing money at you - lightening most certainly strikes twice in one spot. . . . . . . . . . .

Kalrez

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Dearest Colonel Kentucky Fried McScouse (which presumably parodies your diet perfectly)

Your green eyed peering over your neighbours fence continues. Just to point out that that means we live on the same estate. Neither of us lives on the Bishops Avenue in NW London ( I would give a Liverpuddlian version of this illustrious address, but the nearest thing you have is mock Tudor newbuilds isn't it?). You once had a nicer house than us, without doubt. But as you have enviously noticed, over the last few years your owners and maintenance guys have let Chez Anfield drift into mediocrity. The stone cladding you have recently added( ie Kenny) is seriously devalueing your, er, credibility. The recent palava over your Septic Tank owners further invalidates your shrivelling voice. Then when you peer over the garden fence you see nothing but modern, forward thinking architecture. It may not be a sprawling mansion and it may not have all the modcons but it is flowering. It is a good looking house, it does have heart and character and guess what, in recent years it's inhabitants keep having little parties and walk around with wry little grins to themselves. They don't walk around harping on about old victories and old Rolls Royces and they pay respect to their elders. But they are moving faster than the oaps in the big rickety house next door. The old scousers that live in a brown, dusty old gothic throwback to the past, with occupants funnily enough not dissimilar to the Munsters. Big house, once the pride of the street, now the old dog unable to learn new tricks and painfully obviously spiteful if the youth it sees passing by and in the garden next door.

Colonel you are fairly articulate, I suspect therefore that you are not a native to Mersey- perhaps someone more cultured like an Afghani immigrant friend or similar- but you ARE everso wasteful of your literary talents. Why not be constructive by turning your hatred inwards, to the bitterness you clearly feel towards your own crumbling reputation.

You are quite transparent in your unguided pseudo intelligence so I shall be succinct:

You are by the far the most ludicrous of self-lovers I have had the pleasure of patronising. Oh, and yOu are a bit of a cnut too, just to be more colloquial about it! Now please, jogging time son, before I get all cockney on your soft scouse ass xx

Tonytonytone (a new defender of the faithful)

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22 Jun 2011 16:26:32
"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more" Samuel Eto'o
I hope this will finally put an end to the rumours that etoo will sign for you lot. ha

That quote was from three years ago! t**t

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22 Jun 2011 16:18:29
Was feeling disappointed with the activity at arsenal but having read the rubbish being posted on this site maybe things ain't too bad.

Really why would essien, eto, Rossi even consider joining spurs??????

Also is it meow does harry just wait 2 or 3 days and talk about players who have genuine links with arsenal.

Best you focus on how you will cope with mid-table mediocrity next season Defoe crouch as your strike force not exactly threatening is it.

Never mind at least diaby could be joining as a replacement for modric

Good luck you will need it

Bergkamp legend

Rubbish on this site? Do you know what? You have made me chuckle. You have won nothing for years, your top players want out and you have a manager that refuses to spend money even tho its been thrown at him. You have bought rubbish like Chamakh when you should have bought a decent Centre half, your team has no soul, no passion and is no better than a chocolate Tea pot when its put under pressure. You have no players with the stomach for a fight and no matter how "technically gifted" your squad is you will win nothing because you don't know how to. So what exactly have you got to be smug about? It seems to me that you are no better off than we are, the vultures are circling looking to pick off Fabregas and Nasri, other players have talked about leaving and, do you really think Van Persie will stay if you lose Fabregas? The only reason your club has any real wealth is because you don't spend money, your ground is utterly souless and your supporters may as well be corpses for all the noise that comes out of you on match days. If anybody needs luck and balls its the Gooners. Saying all of this has made me feel so much better, thank you fella, you have given me even more reason to be a Tottenham Supporter
Yours 100% Spurs and proud
Super Yid.

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Yet we still finish ABOVE you. Yet we are still in the Champions League. People go on about our trophy drought, this is because we have under-achieved. However spuds have only won the 'micky mouse cup' in the last DECADE. Hypocrits. Bye bye Modric :(

Ben

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22 Jun 2011 14:50:49
22 Jun 2011 12:36:00
"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more" Samuel Eto'o
I hope this will finally put an end to the rumours that etoo will sign for you lot. ha
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Yer, this was a quote from june 2008. .

Since, we've destroyed his side at home; finished above them in the group and also beat their fierce rivals.
Coys

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I never said that

COYS! {Ed008's Note - Leave your E-Mail Address so i know who's the real you.

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22 Jun 2011 14:59:48
That last post (22 Jun 2011 12:36:00) is nonsense. That quote from Samuel Eto'o was given in 2008, when we were mid table and trying to get rid of Ramos. I'm not suggesting he's coming, but it's not right to quote a players opinion from 3 years ago.

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22 Jun 2011 14:52:36
"Good luck you will need it

Bergkamp legend."

Another benevolent Gooner concerned with the plight of Spurs; it's touching.

Every Arsenal fan that appears on here, your friends or ones you unfortunately bypass in the street are all bitter about Tottenham: why? It's down to the fact we're going to sooner or later BE a bigger club than them in the coming years. This bitterness is down to denial (Arsene Wenger Syndrome) where these poor, poor gooners try to kid and justify their squad by automatically attacking ours. It helps deflect the painful void that is absent in their squad and their hearts.


We won't need luck; you will. You're the next weak link in the top 4 chain just like Liverpool where.

Yiddo

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"sooner or later?" I reckon its the latter - a LOT LATER; :-)

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22 Jun 2011 14:49:04
22 Jun 2011 12:36:00
"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more" Samuel Eto'o
I hope this will finally put an end to the rumours that etoo will sign for you lot. ha
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It did when he said it. .In June 2008.

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22 Jun 2011 14:23:18
"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more" Samuel Eto'o


This was said 3 years ago. 2008

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22 Jun 2011 13:45:15
Azza, i thought it was coys who wrote it.
Burkamp legend, i hear odemwingie turned you down lmao.

Spurs guvnor

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22 Jun 2011 12:38:07
"Tottenham, and I hope the English fans will forgive me, are a club in mid-table and I need more" Samuel Eto'o
I hope this will finally put an end to the rumours that etoo will sign for you lot. ha
NO TOP PLAYERS WANT TO COME TO SPURS MODRIC EVEN WANTS TO LEAVE SO STOP SILLY WISHLISTS THIS IS NOT FIFA 11 OF FOOTBALL MANAGER

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Chill out girls. . .

Anyway lunch breaks over, get back to school! !

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22 Jun 2011 10:21:35
I'm a bit confused why people think Llorente is not a quality player, he's a Spanish international for god's sake! ! He's a giant, he's hench and he'd be perfectly fine in the PL. As for his goal-scoring ability. .

Did anyone see the scotland-spain game late last year? Spain were obvious favourites. They went 1-0 up, then 2-0 up. . Tartan army was starting to lose hope. But then scotland scored, hampden went mad. After that, we equalised! 2-2 at this stage, against the world champions! I can't remember the last time casillas, pique, puyol looked so shocked. . It looked like we were actually gonna get something out of this match after all. .

But Del Bosque decided to mix things up a bit and throw on their wildcard. Llorente. Spain using a target man? Well, I can tell you now, it bloody worked. He pulled a goal back, they won 3-2. Spain looked nervy before he came on. Afterwards, it was the scottish defence who looked nervy. The guy's a human tank. A beefed up spanish crouch. Just think what he'd do to the gooners' defence. .

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22 Jun 2011 10:18:31
Why bergkamp legend?? Why not van persie legend or theo, arshavin or song legend? Because they're all sh*te and your living in the past like the scouse dreamers.

Ginola Legend.

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22 Jun 2011 08:11:39
Was feeling disappointed with the activity at arsenal but having read the rubbish being posted on this site maybe things ain't too bad.

Really why would essien, eto, Rossi even consider joining spurs??????

Also is it meow does harry just wait 2 or 3 days and talk about players who have genuine links with arsenal.

Best you focus on how you will cope with mid-table mediocrity next season Defoe crouch as your strike force not exactly threatening is it.

Never mind at least diaby could be joining as a replacement for modric

Good luck you will need it

Bergkamp legend

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21 Jun 2011 23:16:45
News Coming from the lane now is that the scum Chelsea have come back with a new offer of 28 millon = Michael Essien that is ment to equal 58 millon
i really hope this is not true any idea EDD also whats in the rossi deal? {Ed008's Note - Essien swap deal with Modric is rubbish! Essien is Chelsea's best player on his day. Rossi we are interested in quality striker just waiting to see if Barcelona still want him instead of Sanchez

Essien has been terrible since his injury problems and I think they must have concerns that he'll ever get back to the quality player he once was. I can understand why they might want to unload him but can't see why they think Spurs might want him or think he's worth anythink like 30 mill

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21 Jun 2011 23:09:33
Dearest Lieutenant Colonel Kay
Your messages of support are most wholly welcomed at this completely normal time. We appreciate that there will be a torrent of concerned fans from former great clubs like Liverpool, Blackpool, Preston North End and the Royal Engineers, all desperately watching the death throes of their own club's stature and clout in the footballing world.

We sympathise with your traumas and the painful realisation that who you support, the very team that defines you and for years gave literally unwarranted respect to your ridiculously high pitched scouse voice, is no longer at the biggest table. We feel for you Liverpool fans, because although you have fallen from previous heights there is still so much further to go. However, we have no doubts that with an injection of new ideas, a continued application of your North-South inferiority complex and a Spitting Image puppet, sorry, I mean Kenny Dalglish in control, the spiral downwards will continue unbridled.

Whilst your comments today are of course trivial, banal, predictable, uninspiring and clearly slurred through excessive social and environmental scouse interractions, they are by no means unwelcome.

Please continue to piss over our side of the fence whilst your own merseyside terraced, pigeon collecting hovel burns down around you. Yes you, illiterate Mr Kay, wakey wakey. . yes, you sold Torres to a bigger club, please wake up now. . .


GREAT post haha

I think it was written by 'super yid'

Azza

No azza, wasnt me!
Super yid

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Yeah i wrote that

COYS!

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21 Jun 2011 23:09:08
love this page its like a comic all kids and pocket money your going sell first eto won't go there hes a top class player you can't afford no one get real your going like leeds your fat cat looks after himself no likes of spud supporters

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