Spurs Banter Archive February 18 2013



 

18 Feb 2013 20:53:35
Could Oracle actually be right? There is news of the local council having approved Spurs's plans for a new stadium!


That would make oracle wrong then!


Again the oracle has never been right and I suspect never will be. anyway shhh he is sleeping leave him that way.

derbyshire dave


And wet spam will be announced today as the new tenant of the Olympic stadium.
So the oracle really not having a good couple of days really.


You just need to make something up, and then 3 months later state something opposite. If the first thing happens you can say that you were right all along and just got distracted by some deliberate rumours to hide the first thing (even if there is no reason for it), and if the second thing comes true you claim you were originally right but there was a last minute decision change and this is proof you had your finger on the pulse.


I love how the oracle disappears this time of year. He's never around to respond to all the events that prove his "itk, 100% going to happen, wait and see, facts" wrong. Oh well next transfer window he's getting an earful (eyeful? :p) from everyone around here when he soars like the phoenix to talk about Damiao again

Royal Yod


Its the usual M. O from oracle. Same every transfer window followed by a long absence hoping we'll all forget his bs, just in time for his bi-annual awakening 2-4 weeks before the next transfer window.

I am the anti-oracle. I have been enligtening the newly welcomed masses to his snore inducing drivel for years. That said at least he had the balls to post an apology for his latest "predictions" (aka cut and pastes) being proved wrong (again).

After constant attacks from oracle (however well written or impressive the vocabulary) as to how I could posibly have the cheak to question him, I'm loving the relative peace this time of year brings. A peace only disturbed by the slight but definate munch munching of humble pie coming from tne oracles bedroom and his obligatory cries of 'mum, can I have seconds of this pie?' I await eaggerly with a large pot of custard to pour over his next helping when the Olympic stadium is given to West Spam and not us.

Love, hugs and belly rubs (?) to all fellow yids.

Flippit


 

 

 

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