Spurs Banter Archive February 15 2012

 

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15 Feb 2012 22:54:51
ha so funny. After the scum fans bragging they were gonna wipe the floor with Milan they go and lose 4-0. haha

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15 Feb 2012 22:50:35
Get on the scum site,they are hilarious,like their team.
go on boys take the piss out the muppets!

ESSEX YOD

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15 Feb 2012 22:19:03
Arsene Wenger before the game: 'We're not going to play like spurs last year'
Weeellll....

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They sure didnt!
COS WE WON!

ESSEX YOD

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15 Feb 2012 21:46:21
Big dickie you big knobbie, hope you had a goodnight tonight, Arsenal were great.

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15 Feb 2012 20:31:38
A wealthy Arab consortium made an enquiry about purchasing Spurs. In their list of enquiries, they asked if it was acceptable to get wider use out of the pitch by grazing 100 camels. The formal response from Spurs was, yes no problem as long as they don't get upset by the 11 donkeys who graze on Saturday afternoons.

Andy LFC

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Man walking his dog over the park finds the Spurs squad playing football with a hedgehog. In disgust he shouts out that he is going to phone the RSPCA. The hedgehogshouts back "Leave it out mate, I'm winning 3-0!!

Keith 5 Big cups YNWA

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Spurs are a big joke, s***e hart lane is a pig sty and is like a library. Anfield is the best ground in the country

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Ha ha , the scousers are back . So bored with the shed in Liverpool , and the Crap that the cat has done on the pitch , oh sorry thats their first team , they have decided to join a winning team .
Davo

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So how would a Scouser know that a London stadium is a library, You can't afford to come to London, and NO WAY have you ever been to a Library!!

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Heres a joke for ya: Andy Carrol, Stewart Downing, Jordan Henderson.

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15 Feb 2012 20:08:37
Dont get to excited about hazard ,hes been whoring himself around europe for ages now.one day its barca then real ,then psg arsenal ,chelsea .he will go to the team who will pay the most money.prob city

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15 Feb 2012 19:26:20
Please give me my daily laugh and tell me ye will win the league and eden hazard is gonna sign for yee so he can play infront of 30,000 in a windy shed for 65k aweek...
big dickey

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Did you get your daily larf little dick?
I did watching your comedians tonight!
they were hilarious.cant wait for the dvd!
COuld be worse,you could be a real fan,and be in milan!
but your not..YOUR A MUG..REMEMBER!

ESSEX YOD

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I cudnt afford to go to be honest but i wudnt beg from man city or the local council for things i cant afford....;)
big dickey

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(half of The Emirates was paid for by the local council. just saying) but he does have a point that your scummy s**ty team are useless and we will destroy at the emirates, we will sign hazard ahead of you and finish above you in the table like we always do

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Eh half of the emirates was not paid for by the local council!

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15 Feb 2012 19:25:40
Just putting my AC shirt on for the night!

ESSEX YOD

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That just sums you up a spud with a wardrobe full of different tops.
tiny tim

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15 Feb 2012 19:25:15
Mind the gap in the next 3 games!

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15 feb 2012 14:39:27
eden hazard will not be joining you lot
hes winding you all up...
modric is going to utd...
bale is of to spain...
del boy will be the england manager...
your going to be found out about giving bungs to find out whats going on at the olympic stadium...
you will sign that fool ade from city and he will do what he does at every club look for more money and cause havoc...
unlike you lot we build a stadium and dont talk about it...
and we dont look for hand outs from local goverment to fund the build...
spent enough time on here
mind the gap
tiny tim

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Is that tiny tim but dim lol
oh the green eyed monster we are having a good laugh at you all.
so go for your life tiny mind tim

derbyshire dave

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The fact are above you, theres no bs there,your a small club in a big city.
in 5 years you will still be asking questions about your bogus new stadium.
tiny tim

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Mind the gap
tiny tim

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To tim nice but very dim er which are the facts and which is speculation you seem confused.......... is bale going to spain a fact er no
is modric going to united a fact er no
after watching sunday (which i am suer you did) ade causing havoc er (you guessed) no
is someone jealous er YES and we love it
10 points little tim mind the gap

derbyshire dave

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Yr lot had to pack up and move first then the library now the morgue, you may have a big stadium, how many empty seats lately, whats the point if you cant fill it, guess your glory hunting fans are leaving in drones, rather have a small stadium filled with loyal fans than black plastic bags on seats, dont like the fact we are 10 points in frontbug of back to woolwich

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Your that desperate to go to stratford you even paid people of to see what was happening with the west ham bid,your
as bad as the news of the world..
you have no class,your 3 losses away from being caught dont count your chickens boys we will see at the end of the season.
whats going to happen when del boys gone,where all the big players you were suppose to sign in the last 2 transfer window,your rumour page was hopping throwing names around,and what did you end up with saha and a has been on the wrong side of 35 i wonder how much of a bonus trotter got for them
how many manager have you had the last 20 years how much money have you spent and how many x arsenal players do you have,your welcome to them,,
when you have what we have and won what we have won then you can have bragging rights but until then mind a very,very big gap.
tiny tim

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15 Feb 2012 01:49:17
Chelsea fan here,

If spurs were to sign Hazard which i think seems unlikely, that would be alot of money and a very high wage. If i was in spurs position of signing players i would sign Adebayor on a permanent
deal which would probally end up costing half of Hazard, and the rest you could by a sub that could cover for vdv, bale,lennon,modric, or parker. IMO
Kranjar doesnt cut it as a replacement

Jono cfc syd

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Hazard is done.he prefers right wing.nxt season,our mid will be bale,modric,parker and hazard.with lennon cover for flanks,rafa just in front of em.beautiful!

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After all the Damiao rubbish, best not to get too involved with people claiming deals are 'done'. It'd be great yeah, but no point in getting hopes up as we've all seen before.
R88

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